Life is too short to be beardless


Fits on your face

Always knows where the nearest mountain is

Increases manliness

Quadruples handsomeness

Beards are immune to sarcasm

Science has shown that beards rarely sleep

Dramatically increases your ability to chop wood

Acts as homing beacon attracting the jealously and admiration of the beardless

Natural bear repellant when camping in the woods

Filters the air of toxins, pollution, and stray food

Stroking your beard increases concentration and cognitive ability

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