Beards are immune to sarcasm

Dramatically increases your ability to chop wood

Life is too short to be beardless

Natural bear repellant when camping in the woods

Filters the air of toxins, pollution, and stray food

Stroking your beard increases concentration and cognitive ability

BEARD FACTS

Science has shown that beards rarely sleep

Acts as homing beacon attracting the jealously and admiration of the beardless

Always knows where the nearest mountain is

Quadruples handsomeness

Increases manliness

Fits on your face

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