Fact #1: Beards can increase your overall strength by 27%.
Fact #2: Beards make you instantly more attractive to women.
Fact #3: Beards make you a better musician.
Fact #4: Beards make you wiser – Confucius, Abraham Lincoln, Charles Darwin, Jesus…need I go on?
Fact #5: Beards can order a drink in any language (Because, you only really need Whiskey and Beer).
Fact #6: NASA has never allowed a beard astronaut on the moon, in case they emasculated any Aliens we may encounter.
Fact #7: Beards are the world #1 weapon in defense of zombies.
Fact #8: Chuck Norris’ beard once had a fight with Bruce Lee, and won.
Fact #9: James Bond never faced a bearded villain, because they knew he could never win.
Fact #10: There are only two types of beards: real beards and hipster beards. The first one is masculine, strong and rugged. The second one is purely ironic.
Fact #11: The only workplaces that want you to be clean-shaven are where the Managing Director has beard envy.
Fact #12: The Knights of the Round Table were all required to have a beard. It just couldn’t exceed the length of King Arthurs majestic ginger beard.
Fact #13: If the entirety of your beard can be seen on a Skype Call, the Institute of Beard Science say’s it’s not long enough.
Fact #14: Stroking your beard in public is not weird. Honest.
Fact #15: The only time it’s impossible to look manly with a beard, is if you’re wearing Croc’s. Especially bright yellow ones.
Fact #16: Fishermen don’t have beards because of lack of shaving facilities, it’s actually because it improves you chances of catching fish by 34.67%.
Fact #17: The answer to the question, ‘Why don’t you shave your beard off?’ is always, ‘Either I’m making you want me or your jealous, which one is it?’
Fact #18: Having a beard means you’re 110% more likely to become involved in a mundane conversation, with a person you don’t know, about something you don’t care about.
Fact #19: Beard Envy is the number one cause of depression in United States.
Fact #20: In Bavaria, it’s a requirement to have a minimum of a mustache to drink from a Stein. Everyone else must use paper cups.
Fact #21: Two thirds of all beards in Portland, OR, have been grown ironically.
Fact #22: Bearded men have, on average, the most attractive wives in the world.
Fact #23: Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill (ZZ Top) have a combined beard length of 4 miles and 62 yards.
Fact #24: If you put all Hipster beards end-to-end in space, we’d have a much smaller Hipster beard problem here on Earth.
Fact #25: Having a beard over 9 inches in length unlocks a secret menu at KFC, called the ‘Colonels Surprise’.
Fact #26: Every time a man shaves his beard, an Angel loses its wings.
Fact #27: Olivia Newton-John has the longest beard in the film Grease.
Fact #28: The beards in Duck Dynasty were grown initially as a place for Ducks to make nests, while they captured the essence of the Duck’s Quack.
Fact #29: A man with a beard can induce a female orgasm lasting over 23 and a half minutes on average.
Fact #30: Having a beard ensures you get through customs 22.5% slower than everyone else.